If that's the best you can think of...

Then the ad wizards have already won.

Who's Sam?

Oh he's the man.

We are in no way affiliated with Platinum Tile & Stone

But maybe we should be

Is this some sort of golf joke?

Does this qualify as a cry for help?

Housewifin' ain't easy.

This is your brain...

On a plate. A very hip plate.

The Internet is all about niches...

Welcome to The Social Network for pediatrists everywhere.  (That's foot doctors,  for the uninformed)

Californians Are Spoiled

The plate says it all...

I like to imagine that every car from Batman: The Animated Series has this plate.

My Mom always told me never to play with my food...

But I guess this guy's gone and made money doing it.  Go figure.

Riding the wave

Talk about copping style... I give you...  SWANYAE WEST!

That Unattainable Deam

via @KatieCostick

Pride

The other best coast.

My Kind of Vanity

But seriously this is why people hate vegans.

What time is it????

Bumper stickers for the win.

And the winner is....

So you're basically admitting that you have no actual skill...

What do you get for the Grandma that has it all?

Fly like a G-Ma.

Captain Obvious

Live your life....

One mileeeeeeeeeeee at a time.

A Star is an Option?

And we thought the hearts were bad.

The Lord Luvs Abbreviations

It shows that you're in touch with the youth.... no pun intended

Ya like Jags?

Yeah I like Jags.... I like caravans more...

New Day, New Plate

File this one under "self-deprecating".

First Plate, First Post

For our first post here at PLATES, I decided to choose a quintessential Angeleno plate I happened upon while stuck at the light at Hollywood & Highland.

Arty, indeed.